Serious business.
Not-serious people.

Clownsultancy is the world's first management consultancy run entirely by a clown. We find the elephant in your boardroom — and make it do a little dance.

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Floris the clown consultant presenting a pie chart to the board

Our Services

McKinsey rigor. Circus delivery.

🎪 Morale Audit

We squeeze into your office in one tiny car, then measure exactly how dead inside your team is. Results delivered via balloon animals.

€1.200 / honk

🥧 Executive Pie Alignment

Strategic disagreements resolved the old-fashioned way: custard pie to the face. 100% consensus rate.

€850 / pie

📉 Anti-Synergy Workshop

We un-synergize your jargon. No more "circling back". Only honking forward.

€2.400 / day

Meet the Clownsultant

One nose. Zero nonsense.

Floris, founder and CEO (Chief Entertainment Officer)

Floris spent 10 years in corporate strategy before realizing the suit fit better with a red nose. He holds an MBA (Master of Balloon Animals) and has disrupted boardrooms across three continents.

His methodology, Serious Play™, combines rigorous stakeholder analysis with a unicycle. Clients report 40% more laughter and, coincidentally, 40% better meetings.

"Floris threw a pie at our CFO and somehow our Q3 numbers improved. I don't understand it, but I've stopped questioning it." — Satisfied client, Fortune 500 company (name withheld, they're embarrassed)

Ready to get serious about not being serious?

First consultation is free. Bring your own clown nose, or we'll invoice you for one.

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