Clownsultancy is the world's first management consultancy run entirely by a clown. We find the elephant in your boardroom — and make it do a little dance.
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McKinsey rigor. Circus delivery.
We squeeze into your office in one tiny car, then measure exactly how dead inside your team is. Results delivered via balloon animals.
Strategic disagreements resolved the old-fashioned way: custard pie to the face. 100% consensus rate.
We un-synergize your jargon. No more "circling back". Only honking forward.
One nose. Zero nonsense.
Floris spent 10 years in corporate strategy before realizing the suit fit better with a red nose. He holds an MBA (Master of Balloon Animals) and has disrupted boardrooms across three continents.
His methodology, Serious Play™, combines rigorous stakeholder analysis with a unicycle. Clients report 40% more laughter and, coincidentally, 40% better meetings.
First consultation is free. Bring your own clown nose, or we'll invoice you for one.
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